She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?

"As Marshall ran with all his might and passed his friend Christine". Hey, Christine.

Machines are overrated, and someone needs to take them down a peg.

Suck it, grand-butt !

They’ve asked me to Phil-in.

Not Kevin ? That guy’s a rock.

I’m not saying that Skip Woosnum is old, but the first property he ever sold... was a cave.

What choice does a guy have but to play it straight ? [...] But Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.

That’s not what she sounds like.

"I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened". It's one of his best moves.

Her name was Glissinda the Troll.

I was right there in the next room while you were clicking that troll's brains out.

Make me the move, now.

Can we stop walking in slo-mo now ?

Uh, we are... 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, although it is possible... Yeah. It's a sticker.

Well, if NASA ever needs someone to keep an arrow inside of a moving rectangle, I know who I'd recommend.

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