Oh, God, this happens every time I get an erection.

I don't want to brag, but in 29 takes, I only threw up thrice.

"Ghost of a woman”, “A total buffoon”... I’m not an idiot, she was talking about her and my dad !

Haley told you about that ? It was just a dream...

You care about germs ? I saw you kiss a pigeon on the mouth...

So what was that siren ?

So we got a big fight. Now we commemorate the big fight.

Hi. I'm Leonard. And you are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at 8:00, show you a night you will never forget.

Would you be interested in knowing that Mr. Wolowitz once snuck onto my World of Warcraft account and changed the name of a certain level-80 warlock from Sheldor to Smeldor?

How about that Gorn sitting on the couch?

I haven't cried like this since Toy Story 3.

Bring it in for a boob bump, ladies.

30 seconds on this thing, and I already feel... Jeff...

I don't know, do you mind that your face makeup doesn't match your neck?

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