Two beavers are better than one, they're twice the fun!

To the joy stic!! ...Yes! ... Keep going! ... Don't stop now! Almost there! 23 times 3 ???

She was on team blue or as I like to refer to them as team blue-zer. And I was on White. And if you ain’t white, you ain’t right !

Yes, I’m trying to get ahold of Butts. [...] Very funny, I don’t have time for this foolishness.

When she says “That balloon can’t carry a person, Phil”, I say “Manny’s birthday !

Come on Manny, I could have unbuttoned tour shirt if I wanted to.

Look at Luke there... Making one big straw out of three. Never change, Luke.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo. (de Wolowitz)

Is it possible that she was going for your cheek and you moved and she accidentally got lip? That happens with me and my mom all the time.

Get over yourself. I whistled, you came running.

FYI, overuse of the phrase "Oh, my God" is number 12.

I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.

I'm proud of Annie. She took to deception like Abed took to Cougar Town.

My family name was Professorberg, but we changed it when we were fleeing from the Nazis.

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