Awwww, Man !

I’m not the Blitz !

Ted, you violated a dead turkey, with another dead turkey.

But I was on that island for what seems like eternity.

Everybody shout out random numbers : 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

We have to go back to Zoey's.

You sent a wang out, and you got a wang back. It's a boom-a-wang.

Sad-face emoticon ! You can feel the hurt through the phone

Now that you guys are broken up you can call me whatever you want : Phil, Vitamin P, P. Daddy...

he’s a girl with wrong opinions... Like her mother. Claire hates this new sweatshirt I bought, she says it looks like something a girl would wear to the beach.

I think I just need a little time to meet Dylan... And I mean me, not another guy named Dylan.

Emergency surgery ! I told you it was something. Aha !

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