A magical night when a ten has the self-esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a two.

You have Super Mario Kart?!

The code also states that if she disobeys, she will be reborn in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases. If true, that seems like an awfully large gamble, given that the prize is Leonard.

You don't have to be strong for me. Now let's talk about Priya that man stealing bitch.

"I'd like that." I say exactly the same.

Just keep in mind should you ever need a slightly apathetic, tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.

Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly.

I TOLD PIERCE A THOUSAND TIMES, I NEVER WANTED TO MEET LEVAR IN PERSON. I JUST WANTED A PICTURE. YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE.

- I’m crying on the inside. - Gross.

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