She's tiny, so she's allowed to push kids.

With great penis comes great responsibility.

I do Jay. Why can’t I do you ? [...] You can do me.

Happy Valenti-birth-versary !

You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.

Are you gonna get upset and start eating all the appetizers again ?

Oh what fun. Like hippies at a love-in. Right on man, right on.

- So don't watch TV. Read a book. - And be a social pariah? No you know that's not my style.

Maybe if you weren’t so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista.

I’m sorry you weren’t a more obvious potential threat to the country.

I want to go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.

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