Même pas en rêve.

And you know what I end up with ? Wet dreams.

Only dad can make our minivan even lamer.

- Where I come from, brothers respect each other. - That's why Colombia is such a peaceful utopia.

- My friend Nicole just sent me a picture of the van. - I guess I'll be seeing you Wednesdays and every other weekend.

♪ it's hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo ♪

I'll give you the same advice my father gave me, the night I lost my virginity : "Just pick one. They all cost the same.

Please take weird haircut, stupid grin, and go sniff another dog's ass.

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