Both kinds of Irish, both kinds of German here. Can a quarter Jew, who tans real well, be a white/Hispanic?
Ann - 11 years ago
I don't match any of those colors; I don't fake tan or even real tan, and yet somehow I'm naturally as naranja as Tanning Bed Boehner. Does this mean if I shoot my attacker I can't be tried since I'm technically a food product?
mexilicious - 13 years ago
where is the "cajeta" option? my mom always told me i was her super handsome hijo cajetita
That's the thing about us Hispanics/Latinos that Leftist Race-holes in the Media have not figured out:
WE COME IN ALL SHADES THEREFORE ALL RACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hakem - 13 years ago
I'm like an albino's bare ass.
rebecca - 13 years ago
sorry to say but I am at the top of the white list in skin color but my parentals are as Mexican as they come-nothing gringo about them! My dad is a green card carrying Mexican and mom is from Colorado where all those Trujillo-Garcia's live.
jefferson101 - 13 years ago
Hey. I'm as white as bleached rice, under the clothing. But the parts I let get exposed to the sun generally tan really well. So do I qualify as a fake Hispanic if I grow a moustache and get about four inches shorter?
For the record, I speak Spanish. I learned it in Spain, and was taught to talk with a massive Castillian accent. (My teachers thought it was "cute". Azzholes!) But does that and a good full body tan make me a "white Hispanic", if I have an Anglo or otherwise non-Hispanic last name? And if the victim needed shooting, does that matter?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Moxie - 13 years ago
I don't have any Hispanic blood but I tan really well so I'm trying to pass for white Hispanic...learning a little Spanish (cruz, cruz, via diablo) and maybe eventually I can ditch the white altogether. I can dream, can't I?
Texanne - 13 years ago
hey, Piper--you have an aunt Juanita? Me, too. Well, I used to have an aunt Juanita. She lived to be 88 years old, which is a lot. Three cheers for the Aunt Juanitas of the world.
Texanne - 13 years ago
Thanks for the chuckles, Sooper!
Man, do you know how dangerous it's going to be for every chubby Hispanic in Florida? Damn, this is all so stupid--but it's great cover for the BIG horrors going on.
Rock on!
Lavendergirl - 13 years ago
Ya'll watch this WILL get covered in the MSM as racist and how dare MM! But not the O'Bama camp selling hoodies and not a peep about the cracker t-shirt in either! This hypocrisy is getting SO OLD!!
Piper - 13 years ago
dang mispelled her name Juanita
Piper - 13 years ago
Hey mama was a Blue eyed, Blond haired chica, Jaunita Marie Sophia de La Garza de Hernandez, but mi Tio es Java!
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Both kinds of Irish, both kinds of German here. Can a quarter Jew, who tans real well, be a white/Hispanic?
I don't match any of those colors; I don't fake tan or even real tan, and yet somehow I'm naturally as naranja as Tanning Bed Boehner. Does this mean if I shoot my attacker I can't be tried since I'm technically a food product?
where is the "cajeta" option? my mom always told me i was her super handsome hijo cajetita
That's the thing about us Hispanics/Latinos that Leftist Race-holes in the Media have not figured out:
WE COME IN ALL SHADES THEREFORE ALL RACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm like an albino's bare ass.
sorry to say but I am at the top of the white list in skin color but my parentals are as Mexican as they come-nothing gringo about them! My dad is a green card carrying Mexican and mom is from Colorado where all those Trujillo-Garcia's live.
Hey. I'm as white as bleached rice, under the clothing. But the parts I let get exposed to the sun generally tan really well. So do I qualify as a fake Hispanic if I grow a moustache and get about four inches shorter?
For the record, I speak Spanish. I learned it in Spain, and was taught to talk with a massive Castillian accent. (My teachers thought it was "cute". Azzholes!) But does that and a good full body tan make me a "white Hispanic", if I have an Anglo or otherwise non-Hispanic last name? And if the victim needed shooting, does that matter?
Inquiring minds want to know!
I don't have any Hispanic blood but I tan really well so I'm trying to pass for white Hispanic...learning a little Spanish (cruz, cruz, via diablo) and maybe eventually I can ditch the white altogether. I can dream, can't I?
hey, Piper--you have an aunt Juanita? Me, too. Well, I used to have an aunt Juanita. She lived to be 88 years old, which is a lot. Three cheers for the Aunt Juanitas of the world.
Thanks for the chuckles, Sooper!
Man, do you know how dangerous it's going to be for every chubby Hispanic in Florida? Damn, this is all so stupid--but it's great cover for the BIG horrors going on.
Rock on!
Ya'll watch this WILL get covered in the MSM as racist and how dare MM! But not the O'Bama camp selling hoodies and not a peep about the cracker t-shirt in either! This hypocrisy is getting SO OLD!!
dang mispelled her name Juanita
Hey mama was a Blue eyed, Blond haired chica, Jaunita Marie Sophia de La Garza de Hernandez, but mi Tio es Java!