Do you eat Everything Bagels?

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  • Jane M. - 6 years ago

    At first I was a little salty about this everything bagel slander because everything bagels are my fav. For the record, I like all the flavors. And because they put it in its own little sack, I don’t have to worry about a co-worker’s nasty ass bare hands touching all over it. Rod, this literally just happened in front of me as I typed this! Gross!!

  • Toni - 6 years ago

    First the apples, now this?!? Everything bagels are one of my favs, I guess I will be basic then. They even make everything bagel seasoning because why?!?! Its so delicious you want that everything flavor on everything. I will say them cinnamon crunch and asiago cheese cheese bagels @ Panera do be hitting too tho. Just saying...

  • BrooklynShoebabe - 6 years ago

    I'm a life long New Yorker and our bagels are the fucking best, but I didn't realize how basic an everything bagel was until you mentioned it. My daughter likes everything bagels but she's 11 years old. I will get an everything bagel if there's no pumpernickel bagels or egg bagels which are my favorite. Today I did have a salt bagel that was available at a staff meeting. It. was. delicious. Yes, so much better than an everything bagel.

  • Mike - 6 years ago

    So you're gonna attack the everything bagel for not literally containing every conceivable thing, and yet you allow Granny Smith apples to get away with being neither grandmothers nor smiths of any sort. Where is the consistency?

  • Apple Expert Returns - 6 years ago

    NO. First you came for the red delicious apple. Now you come for the everything bagel? For the sake of peace I will let this go. Karen is a saint.

  • Allegra - 6 years ago

    Rod, are you against freedom? Are you a segregationist? I should have known.
    I thought you liked flavor, seasonings...
    “I am sad, angry, and disappointed”.????

  • Katrina - 6 years ago

    Rod, you are so brave to shine the light on the truth of the *lie* that is the "everything" bagel. It's a bagel who doesn't know or love itself. It has no direction in life. People who eat everything bagels? I feel sorry for your mother. Karen is excused because I know her heart.

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