Burning Question #29: What is it to open a cookie without a fortune? A simple machine error? Or a profound statement of the uncertainty of the future?

What if I have two fortune cookies and the fortunes conflict with each other? 23% (5 votes)
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand. Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain. He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's. Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein 23% (5 votes)
A simple machine error. 18% (4 votes)
A profound statement of the uncertainty of the future. 18% (4 votes)
I lost my cookies. 9% (2 votes)
This is a Burning Question. I have no answer. 5% (1 vote)
I'll have a double order of egg rolls with extra hot mustard and sweet and sour sauce on the side? 5% (1 vote)
I don't believe in that nonsense and I am a card carrying member of the Communist Party. 0% (0 votes)
Vampires never have fortunes in their cookies (and that is so sad) 0% (0 votes)

Total Votes: 22

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