Which of this week's top tweets are your favorites? (Multiple selections encouraged) (Poll Closed)

  • FUN FACT: If someone is playing Christmas music in October, you're legally allowed to kill them & use their corpse for a Halloween display … @CulturedRuffian

  • I need to see a birth certificate to be sure Donald Trump was born and not summoned …@ziwe

  • Had a job interview at a mirror store today and I gotta say I could really see myself working there …@zephyrs0phie

  • I’m still not 100% ok with the spelling of the word colonel … @B1gBrainsMcGee

  • Kavanaugh promises he'll practice an "original intent" interpretation of the constitution when he can't even engage in an honest "original intent" interpretation of his own yearbook … @HeerJeet

  • If every time someone asks you to do something you quietly gasp and whisper, “Like the prophecy foretold.” People stop asking you to do things. … @AndrewNadeau0

  • So once again I’m up late thinking about the importance of the cat to the writer of the Flintstones theme song versus the importance of the cat to the writers of the actual show. ….@LadyKateBond

  • No wonder Don hid his returns / This grifter hoards all that he earns / We turned down a female/ Because of her email, / Electing, instead, Mr. Burns .. @Libericks

  • Quit complaining about jury duty. You’re literally getting excused from work to go judge a stranger. It’s practically the American dream. ..@Megatronic13

  • It costs nothing to be kind. But then again, it costs nothing to be a sociopath. So you see my dilemma. …@Peauxtassium

Posted 6 months.