... I think the Bengal that I'd want to see on the Steelers is their greatest player... their (really wide) receiver Rosey O'Donnell! Oh, wait... you mean she's NOT on the Bengals team? Hey, maybe I should go back to being a leftist comedian and commentator on TV. Oh, wait... you mean that's not an option either? SHEESH!
Johnny Manziel - 6 years ago
Come to Canada fellaa
RGIII - 6 years ago
I feel you big dog
Teddy Bridgewater - 6 years ago
I got attacked by the turf monster, i was once a great quarterback, a starter infact, and then... I'm sorry I can't talk about it anymore.
Bug Dick Nick - 6 years ago
I walon superbowl MVP as a backup. As such demend to be paid more than lthat leprechaun little shit Carson Wentz
Dr. Ford - 6 years ago
I CAN'T REMEMBER
Brett Kavanaugh - 6 years ago
Hey Hillary wanna come to a party I'm having
Hillary Clinton - 6 years ago
You're all deplorable.
Colin Kaepernick - 6 years ago
Shut up you with the Panthers, this all about me now. Get me a job and then you can talk, I'm going broke
Eric Reid - 6 years ago
Amen brotha
Todd Haley - 6 years ago
When you're down 4th and 1 you can't go wrong with a screen. Hell, screens always work.
Colin Kaepernick - 6 years ago
I gave up everything to do the right thing. I will continue to Knee, and protest these white cracka cops. Cause national headlines and distractions, in the mean time, anyone looking for a quartback.
Tom Brady - 6 years ago
I french my kids
David Carr - 6 years ago
The comeback starts now..
James Harrison - 6 years ago
Goodell still drug tests me
Ezekiel Elliot - 6 years ago
Anybodh know where I can get a crop top so I can show it off to my boyfriend?
Tom Brady - 6 years ago
Me and Belecheat still got some scandals up our sleeves. It was in my phone but I had to Break that. Watch, next it's going to be GayGate, me and Belecheat blow the refs and Roger Goodell so we make it all the way to the Superbowl. 5x Superbowl champ lil boy
Ryan Fitzmagic - 6 years ago
Does anyone want me? Nobody likes me anymore.
Peyton Manning - 6 years ago
Hey Brees, don't make me inject more HGH in my forehead and come back. I'll whoop you're record and take my title back even it it kills me
Drew Breezy - 6 years ago
Just wanna let you guys know I'm the all time passing yards leader in the NFL.
Martavis Bryant - 6 years ago
All I wanted was to be a number 1 receivers instead you traded me to a team with Amari Cooper. Now ima have to get suspended so they release me for someone else to pick me up
Limas Sweed - 6 years ago
Hey guys I promise I can catch a ball now
Juju Smith-Schuster - 6 years ago
I'm comin for that Booty AB. I'm the future. Ima get that LeVeon money once it's my time
Antonio Brown - 6 years ago
Ah? Really? Like I don't have enough trouble with JuJu taking my play time now I gotta worry about Greens Willy Wonka looking ass?
The Mighty Dick LeBeau - 6 years ago
If you never fired me we'd still be a too 5 defense. Instead you gave Keith Butler the job and all he's done is ruin my D. If I can make the Titans look good I can make anyone look good.
Le'veon Bell - 6 years ago
I know y'all fuckers ain't picking a running back over my superior talents. Go listen to my next SoundCloud song instead.
Mike Tomlin - 6 years ago
I've discussed this with my staff and Art Rooney Sr, not the jr, and we decided would like to pick up... A.J Green but having him play Defensive Back, cuz God knows Artie ain't doing Nothing thats why I had to take over the playcallin on defense
Bob - 6 years ago
Well if you need a guy who makes risky plays and fix the D might as well pick me. Ain't nothin riskier than chasin a hog down the road in my lawn mower and lasso yelljn gitty up cowboy while that hog is hoggin away.
Tamayam - 6 years ago
I want to know who makes a poll this goddamn late at night for me to take.
Sam Khamatam - 6 years ago
I'd personally dragges my genitals through ice to have a player like Vontaze Burfict. I like a dude that makes those risking plays just to be suspended. Really need that attitude to fix our D.
Ham Lamb Shamalam - 6 years ago
What we need is Kellen Clemens that man has the arm I've ever seen, he don't even need wide receivers, he throws, catches, and runs. I'd turn gay for that man.
Bam Wham Shabamawham - 6 years ago
I'd like to take back my previous comment. Having a tight end like CJ Uzamah will fix our tight ends. Ours can't drive in hard like this tight end. Really need a guy that can take a pounding and still come out on top.
Wham Sham Hamlam - 6 years ago
Marvin Lewis is an idiot. Give me Tyler Boyd and I'll be happy to give my left nut for a receiver that can gel with Ben. Ben just needs a good receiver and he'll be set!
Bam Wham Shabamawham the 15th - 6 years ago
Who ever said to get that ginger read head Andy Dalton is an idiot, Give us Marvin Lewis because he'd fit well with Bell
... I think the Bengal that I'd want to see on the Steelers is their greatest player... their (really wide) receiver Rosey O'Donnell! Oh, wait... you mean she's NOT on the Bengals team? Hey, maybe I should go back to being a leftist comedian and commentator on TV. Oh, wait... you mean that's not an option either? SHEESH!
Come to Canada fellaa
I feel you big dog
I got attacked by the turf monster, i was once a great quarterback, a starter infact, and then... I'm sorry I can't talk about it anymore.
I walon superbowl MVP as a backup. As such demend to be paid more than lthat leprechaun little shit Carson Wentz
I CAN'T REMEMBER
Hey Hillary wanna come to a party I'm having
You're all deplorable.
Shut up you with the Panthers, this all about me now. Get me a job and then you can talk, I'm going broke
Amen brotha
When you're down 4th and 1 you can't go wrong with a screen. Hell, screens always work.
I gave up everything to do the right thing. I will continue to Knee, and protest these white cracka cops. Cause national headlines and distractions, in the mean time, anyone looking for a quartback.
I french my kids
The comeback starts now..
Goodell still drug tests me
Anybodh know where I can get a crop top so I can show it off to my boyfriend?
Me and Belecheat still got some scandals up our sleeves. It was in my phone but I had to Break that. Watch, next it's going to be GayGate, me and Belecheat blow the refs and Roger Goodell so we make it all the way to the Superbowl. 5x Superbowl champ lil boy
Does anyone want me? Nobody likes me anymore.
Hey Brees, don't make me inject more HGH in my forehead and come back. I'll whoop you're record and take my title back even it it kills me
Just wanna let you guys know I'm the all time passing yards leader in the NFL.
All I wanted was to be a number 1 receivers instead you traded me to a team with Amari Cooper. Now ima have to get suspended so they release me for someone else to pick me up
Hey guys I promise I can catch a ball now
I'm comin for that Booty AB. I'm the future. Ima get that LeVeon money once it's my time
Ah? Really? Like I don't have enough trouble with JuJu taking my play time now I gotta worry about Greens Willy Wonka looking ass?
If you never fired me we'd still be a too 5 defense. Instead you gave Keith Butler the job and all he's done is ruin my D. If I can make the Titans look good I can make anyone look good.
I know y'all fuckers ain't picking a running back over my superior talents. Go listen to my next SoundCloud song instead.
I've discussed this with my staff and Art Rooney Sr, not the jr, and we decided would like to pick up... A.J Green but having him play Defensive Back, cuz God knows Artie ain't doing Nothing thats why I had to take over the playcallin on defense
Well if you need a guy who makes risky plays and fix the D might as well pick me. Ain't nothin riskier than chasin a hog down the road in my lawn mower and lasso yelljn gitty up cowboy while that hog is hoggin away.
I want to know who makes a poll this goddamn late at night for me to take.
I'd personally dragges my genitals through ice to have a player like Vontaze Burfict. I like a dude that makes those risking plays just to be suspended. Really need that attitude to fix our D.
What we need is Kellen Clemens that man has the arm I've ever seen, he don't even need wide receivers, he throws, catches, and runs. I'd turn gay for that man.
I'd like to take back my previous comment. Having a tight end like CJ Uzamah will fix our tight ends. Ours can't drive in hard like this tight end. Really need a guy that can take a pounding and still come out on top.
Marvin Lewis is an idiot. Give me Tyler Boyd and I'll be happy to give my left nut for a receiver that can gel with Ben. Ben just needs a good receiver and he'll be set!
Who ever said to get that ginger read head Andy Dalton is an idiot, Give us Marvin Lewis because he'd fit well with Bell
Definitely want that red head Andy Dalton