What are the resolutions on Morgan's list?
Act like a lazy slob, rarely shower, and get off on my own musk.
Develop a foot fetish, and grow my own feet to size 18.
Go to the gym five days a week; dress and behave like a jock.
Drink cheap beer all day long, and grow a big beer gut.
Become an aggressive, dominant top, and double the size of my cock.
Go through a second puberty this year, and age an extra ten years.
Drop out of college, find a job doing manual labor, and become stupider.
Go back in the closet and act like a straight homophobe, though still be gay on the down low.
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