Every time!! I wish someone would throw an egg on me and think they wouldn’t get it. Salmonella is real, I’m throwing hands harder than they threw the egg.
I was walking home from a friends house one night, and I got caught slippin. The street lights came on (you know I should have been home already) a car drove up behind me and started creeping. They pulled up besides me, rolled the windows down and pelted me with eggs. Did it hurt, yes, was I ready to fight, yes, Did I have the speed of a 1998 Toyota Tercel, no. Had to finish my walk home egged up. Made it in the house and my mom couldn't even bring herself to use the belt, she just laughed at me and told me to shower and wash my cloths.
I've been hit by an egg and it hurts, and it messes up your clothes.
In response to the poll...ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY! That young man needed to hear what I've always heard from the elders..."You feel grown enough to throw a punch, don't be surprised when they see you as old enough to GET punched!" Whew...the privilege of never having your ass whooped!