An elite starting pitching staff (1-4) backed up by a very questionable bullpen and an even more unreliable outfield, both defensively and offensively. Of course, that's what a bad TV contract gets you. 40 million for 10 years.
Yesterday I farted in my pants without underwear. I had to immediately rush to the restroom since I accidentally went number 2 a little. I was wearing white and green shorts.
They made reasonable choices, given the need to cut salary.