Burning Question #51: Would You Scream If You...
Saw a ghost
Found a head in your oven
Saw blood in your entry way
Came home late at night and found your ex in your bed
Saw a spider crawling up your arm
Won tickets to see Metalica
Won tickets to see the Wiggles.
Were nominated for Queer Eye
Were driving down the freeway and found a snake in your car
A squirrel jumped into your shower with you
A Vampire tried to bite you
Vlad the Vampire King kissed you
You found a stranger under your house
Someone ate all of the ice cream
Your feet fell off of your legs. Yes, your feet.
Your zipper broke
A flasher flashed you
Someone started to talk about politics
Someone came to your door asking about religion
Your dog barfed in your purse
You saw a Werewolf
You were on a super scary roller coaster
I never scream
While walking your dog you found a decomposing body (human)
A large bird of prey swooped down and tried to take your favorite sweatshirt
Forgot how to blow your nose
Someone, and you know who, forgot to flush after you know what.
You found a package in your freezer marked Human Liver 3/24/19
A lizard with bloody feet ran across your keyboard
You found a real human skull in your underwear drawer.
Someone suggested you read "Bridges of Madison County."
Stepped on a snail with bare feet (you have bare feet, not the snail)
Woke up in a bathtub full of ice and a dozen stitches on your side
Woke up with six fingers on each hand
Heard scratching in your walls on a dark stormy night.
You found out your dress was tucked into your underwear ALL DAY
Found Mitch McConnell under your bed
Found any politician in your bed.
If your cat talked to you - in English.
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