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Burning Question #52: If I could I would...
Be a Vampire
be able to scratch that spot in the middle of my back
Be a cat
Teach my dog to talk
Ride in a space ship
Be a pirate like Black Beard
be the Queen of Shenanigans
Ride a horse along the beach
Have lunch with a mermaid and talk all afternoon about life under the sea
Eat a possum (please nobody pick this one)
Rid the world of all assholes that aren't actually used to poop.
Eat Jello every single day
Drive 50 mph over the speed limit
Post horrible photos of my ex online
Bribe the right people to get my dull child into a good school (please nobody pick this one)
Be a ghost (without being dead)
See a ghost
Be a Werewolf
Go to a ballgame
Have an affair with Vlad (of Vlad's Vampire Diary)
Climb a mountain
Do a back flip over the Grand Canyon
Posted 2 months.
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