I hate it when authors take forever to wrap up a series. It makes me want to
Douse their underwear drawer with De-Icer
Get them stinking drunk, then dump them on the doorstep of a pentecostal church
BEAT THEM WITH WIRE COAT HANGERS
Chuck them down a landfill ventilation tube
Box them, wrap them, and ship them across the Pacific, "Bilge Class."
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