Which excuse do you think would get you out of a speeding ticket?

“She’s in labour!” (*Note: have a very pregnant woman next to you, hopefully howling in pain) 66% (109 votes)
“I have ingested something fiery and foul and it’s going to let go right here.” 16% (26 votes)
“Why did she/he leave me?” Be sobbing and wailing. Nobody wants a piece of *that* conversation. 15% (24 votes)
“I have to get to the drugstore to get a prescription for my very ill child.” (*Note: most drugstores are 24 hours, so do your homework first) 3% (5 votes)

Total Votes: 164

Luke - 5 years ago

I've used the "She's in labour" one... while taking my pregnant, in-labour wife to the hospital at unusual velocity... The officer was nice enough to lead the way for us (maybe if only to ensure we were truthful...)!

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