Why does Cain, of all people, get immortality?
God likes making deals with evil folk (see also, Job)
All the hair protects him, like Samson
God decided to protect him from people who would kill him, including God
It adds balance to the force, what with the 3 Nephites hitchhiking around
God respected his tenacity, what with him clinging to the outside of the arc and all
He's probably got something important that he'll do in the lead up to the millennium or something
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