1. Howard Heflin: "I see that the good Senator from the great state of Massachusetts has changed his position on off-shore drilling."

2. Bill Clinton: "It depends what your definition of 'is' is.''

3. Hillary Clinton: "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."

4. Al Gore: "I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

5. John Edwards: "Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."

6. Barack Obama: "I’ve now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.”

7. Barack Obama: "America is no longer what it once was."

8. Harry Reid: "Paying income taxes is voluntary."

9. Nancy Pelosi: "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it."

10. Barack Obama: "If you've got a business, you didn't build that."

11. Hillary Clinton: "What difference does it make?"

12. Nancy Pelosi: "[Democrats are] doing the Lord’s work by ministering to the needs of God’s creation."

13. Nancy Pelosi: "We all have to...respect the dignity and worth of every [MS-13 gang member]"

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