What are the resolutions Jim finds in the next envelope?
Masturbate at least three times a day to gay porn.
Suck at least one stranger’s cock a day.
Go to the gym to lift weights religiously every single day.
Become addicted to tobacco--pipes, cigars, cigarettes, or chewing tobacco.
Get a new tattoo or piercing every week for the entire year.
Stuff yourself everyday and gain as much weight as possible.
Plug your hole and fuck yourself with a dildo twice every day.
Stretch your balls and pump your nipples and cock on a daily basis.
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