(Patron Only) What are the resolutions Jim finds in the next envelope?

Stuff yourself everyday and gain as much weight as possible. 21% (39 votes)
Stretch your balls and pump your nipples and cock on a daily basis. 21% (38 votes)
Go to the gym to lift weights religiously every single day. 15% (27 votes)
Become addicted to tobacco--pipes, cigars, cigarettes, or chewing tobacco. 13% (23 votes)
Masturbate at least three times a day to gay porn. 12% (22 votes)
Get a new tattoo or piercing every week for the entire year. 10% (18 votes)
Plug your hole and fuck yourself with a dildo twice every day. 5% (10 votes)
Suck at least one stranger’s cock a day. 3% (5 votes)

Total Votes: 182

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