What are Jim's second set of resolutions?
I resolve to sell my car and buy a motorcycle and leather gear.
I resolve to smoke cigars, and grow out my beard and grow more body hair.
I resolve to become an alcoholic and start hanging out at gay bars every night.
I resolve to start smoking a pipe, and will make myself look 20 years older.
I resolve to drink my own piss, and serve as a urinal at the bathhouse every night.
I resolve to start injecting silicone into my balls and cock.
I resolve to start stretching my hole every day until it can get fisted.
I resolve to start recording and livestreaming my masturbation sessions.
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