Which is your favorite dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Rex: The undisputed king of them all. Because you deserve top billing.
Triceratops: Plant eating, three- or two-horned beast. Because you like horns. Or plants.
Velociraptor: Small, but capable of disemboweling you. Because you loved them in “Jurassic Park.”
Stegosaurus: Because you like the fancy dinner plates that line its back.
Spinosaurus: Eats fish. Because you also like fish.
Archaeopteryx: Birdlike, though maybe not. Might've been able to fly. Because you, too, want to fly.
Brachiosaurus: Has awkwardly long neck. Because you like awkwardly long necks.
Allosaurus: Meat eater with ferocious teeth. Often ate other dinosaurs. Because cannibalism doesn't offend you.
Apatosaurus: Could crack its whip tail like Indiana Jones. Because you love Indiana Jones.
Snorkasaurus: Long-necked, quadrupedal purple reptile. The only known one was “Dino,” a pet of Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Because Flintstones.
Suciasaurus rex: Because it's the state dinosaur and it makes you proud.