Why Won't Prznint Stupid Wear a Face Mask
He's worried it will smear his orange make-up
He's worried that the ties will make his rug slide.
He's worried about being ID'ed in a bank robbery video.
He's worried someone will snap a pic of the skidmark his make-up will leave on the mask.
2 words: Hannibal Lechter
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