Why Won't Prznint Stupid Wear a Face Mask

He's worried it will smear his orange make-up 38%

He's worried someone will snap a pic of the skidmark his make-up will leave on the mask. 29%

He's worried that the ties will make his rug slide. 8%

2 words: Hannibal Lechter 6%

He's worried about being ID'ed in a bank robbery video. 2%

Other 17%

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