R.W. Ridley is giving away a kindle because he’s…

Super cool and completely selfless! 40%

Trying to impress Oprah by giving away her favorite gadget! 10%

A shameless self-promoter who is trying to trick you into buying a copy of The Takers. 20%

Wow you were right. This really is a lame excuse for a poll. 30%

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