Jesus has had the same marketing campaign for the last 2k years, I think it’s time for a new one. I’m all for a swole ass version of Jesus from the walking dead who loves pounding natty ice as much as he loves pounding ass. My Jesus doesn’t just turn the other cheek, he gets in between em when he has the time…and let’s be honest, he always has the time. He smokes a lil frankincense and myrrh when his dad is trippin, but most of the time he’s out here telling Republicans and prosperity churches that they got him all the way fucked up…Won’t he do it?!
LaKeta Chism-Williams - 3 years ago
Per the poll, I'm not religious & dont really fuck wit Jesus like that, but I'm willing to believe he was real & a cool dude that people hyped up over the years and when they finally put pen to paper 100 YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH, a lotta shit was left out or glossed over, while other shit was embellished. If I were religious, my Jesus would be bi because he loved EVERYONE, LoL
mizzbarnes - 3 years ago
Jesus knows what I search for on XNXX...smdh.
ReallyDarkKnight - 3 years ago
Listen, quiet as kept, if Jesus we around on these streets, there would be a whole lot of men setting up the tripod and video camera to watch their wives get run through by that man. I know I ain't shit. Tell me I'm lying tho...
Mary L Hammond - 3 years ago
Hmph this is exactly the type of poll I would expect a Heathen to make. Ha! On that note, I am a practicing fairly regular church-going Christian, so imagine my surprise when one of my super-Jesusy friends who was on our church worship team actually posted a tweet Rod had made about coronvirus! It was like two worlds colliding. Anyway, Jesus said Mind Your Business about his sex life.
Erica Collins - 3 years ago
Lmao! I hadn’t really thought about The sex life of Jesus. I know my Jesus and My God cuss like sailors because I cause them to do so. I know God be like “Dammit Erica, didnt I just make a way out of no way for you. Here you go fucking up again.” Thanks for another awesome show.
Jesus has had the same marketing campaign for the last 2k years, I think it’s time for a new one. I’m all for a swole ass version of Jesus from the walking dead who loves pounding natty ice as much as he loves pounding ass. My Jesus doesn’t just turn the other cheek, he gets in between em when he has the time…and let’s be honest, he always has the time. He smokes a lil frankincense and myrrh when his dad is trippin, but most of the time he’s out here telling Republicans and prosperity churches that they got him all the way fucked up…Won’t he do it?!
Per the poll, I'm not religious & dont really fuck wit Jesus like that, but I'm willing to believe he was real & a cool dude that people hyped up over the years and when they finally put pen to paper 100 YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH, a lotta shit was left out or glossed over, while other shit was embellished. If I were religious, my Jesus would be bi because he loved EVERYONE, LoL
Jesus knows what I search for on XNXX...smdh.
Listen, quiet as kept, if Jesus we around on these streets, there would be a whole lot of men setting up the tripod and video camera to watch their wives get run through by that man. I know I ain't shit. Tell me I'm lying tho...
Hmph this is exactly the type of poll I would expect a Heathen to make. Ha! On that note, I am a practicing fairly regular church-going Christian, so imagine my surprise when one of my super-Jesusy friends who was on our church worship team actually posted a tweet Rod had made about coronvirus! It was like two worlds colliding. Anyway, Jesus said Mind Your Business about his sex life.
Lmao! I hadn’t really thought about The sex life of Jesus. I know my Jesus and My God cuss like sailors because I cause them to do so. I know God be like “Dammit Erica, didnt I just make a way out of no way for you. Here you go fucking up again.” Thanks for another awesome show.