The Picayune Sentinel's Tweet of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 tweets do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
I've opened a can of worms. They just sit there, the worms. Hardly the chaos that's been advertised. — @Contwixt
Can we normalize hissing at people when we want them to stop talking? — @AnnietheNanny1
They're called your "golden years" because you get soft and easily dented. — @lloydrang
Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks. — @bazecraze
Birds are UFOs if you are not a birdwatcher. — @dumbbeezie
I think we can all agree that hairdressers are the unsung heroes for looking at the pictures of celebrity hair we want and not laughing in our faces. — @IHideFromMyKids
[Dog trial] D.A.: Who's a good boy? Dog: *wags tail* D.A.: Then how do you explain the scattered trash? Dog: *ears droop* Jury: *gasps* — @JohnLyonTweets
No one has ever had sex after saying “Anywho.” — @Jake_Vig
Winnie-the-Pooh is in the top 1% on OnlyShirts -- @meantomyself
It’s weird that we use the phrase “like taking candy from a baby” to mean something easy instead of something disturbingly psychopathic. — @TheAndrewNadeau
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