DAD JOKES BONUS Tweet of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 excruciating Dad-joke tweets do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
At the end of the day, it’s 11:59pm. — @TheTweetOfGod
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene. — various
French prosecutors relax in the J’Accuzzi. — @RickAaron
I won a chocolate bunny at the carnival but it was a hollow victory. —@JohnLyonTweets
My mind. You just read my mind — @RickAaron
Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi. — @bornmiserable
When I lost my job as a Dracula impersonator, I was told it was no reflection on me. — @AllanForsyth
Termites are like, don't talk to me before I’ve had my coffee table. — @jackcorrbit
How do you know when a joke has become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. -- @AmishSuperModel
I want the record for running the most red lights and I'll stop at nothing to get it. — @RickAaron
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