What will be the top story in 2009?
A group of American citizens, assisted by the National Guard, physically escorted Congress from their positions today, and take over their seats.
Obama Orders Tactical Nuclear Strike Destroying Iran's A-Bomb Making
Youtuber Walks Brooklyn Bridge Wearing Only A Diaper
Democratic and African American voters disappointed that President Obama is neither black nor a Democrat.
Pastor Rick Warren discovered to have a "wide stance".
Door prizes for post holiday sales will now include mace, spiked boots, and lead weights for those not heavy enough to crush a human being just by the sheer weight of their body.
China fully funds bridge reconstruction projects in the Unites States with caveat that new construction meet specs that will ensure the safety of Chinese tanks.
President Barack Obama Assassinated
California Secedes; Declares Peace with Iran; Exiles Pelosi!
War on Terror OVER! Economy back on track! Universal Healthcare for all! Elvis returns from Alien captivity
UN Disbands in Disgrace
Fox News Anchorettes Release New Makeup Line Guaranteed to Create Step-ford Wife Thought Processes.
Sarah Palin returned unopened. China demands refund
Obama attacks Pakistan. Nukes launched at India. Humanity has hours to live.
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