Who's the funniest 'punster'?
Steven Wright: "Some people say that firefighters deserve more money, but apparently a poll was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor.”
Milton Jones: "Some people say that firefighters deserve more money, but apparently a poll was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor.”
Bradford Oakes: "I went on a surfing safari. I shot two of them."
Ben Horowitz: "I had an argument with a chiropractor. And now I stand corrected."
Jimmy Carr: "I had a survey done on my house. Eight out of 10 people said they really rather liked it.”
Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday."
Gary Delaney: "Like most comics, I just broke up with my girlfriend. And the reason we broke up was I caught her lying. Under another man.”
Richard Pulsford: "I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.”
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