The Picayune Sentinel's Tweet of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 tweets do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now. — @Ruth_A_Buzzi
I got arrested for downloading the whole Wikipedia website. I told the detective, “Wait! I can explain everything!” — @Mariana057
She was beautiful, silent, and mysterious…like the ‘d’ in Bundt cake. — @FScottFitzJesse
I can’t imagine the mental torture it is to go through life with only some people calling you Maurice. — @YSylon
Me: Maybe AI can do my job, but it will never be able to do it with my unique personality and sense of humor. AI: Are you guys working hard, or hardly working? Whoa, I must have missed the memo about this being blue shirt day. Me: Oh crap. — @JohnLyonTweets
Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.” — @IHideFromMyKids
Health insurance so bad, snitches only get Band-Aids. — @JayTorch1031
I don’t know what to say to a woman when she is angry, but it’s definitely not, “Whatever, Pippi Wrongstocking.”— @YSylon
Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment. Tough cookies are literally the worst cookies — @kryzazzy
Nice trousers. Where did you get them? Forever 61? — @Shader70
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