The Picayune Sentinel's Tweet of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 tweets do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
When a coworker is leaving the company and the goodbye card gets passed around, I always sign it, "I am so sad to see you go. I've always had a huge crush on you," but without signing a name. — @RodLacroix
It’s June, and if you’re lighting off fireworks already, just know I hate you. — @sweetmomissa
Taylor Swift should write a song about trying to figure out how the shower works in your hotel room. — @KimmyMonte
Remember when you had to wait a few days or weeks to see how bad you looked in pictures? That was nice. — @kv8
Fine, keep one leg out of the covers while you sleep. Just don’t come hopping to me after a monster bites it off. — @JohnLyonTweets
Writer: What is the most dalmatians you can imagine? Disney exec: I dunno. One hundred? Writer: Well get ready to have your fucking mind blown. — @TheAndrewNadeau
Me: Why is it so hard to build a bear-proof trashcan? Park Ranger: Because there is considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people. —unknown
I’ve once again reached an age where it’ll be a scandal if I get pregnant — @nikalamity
This is my time before I procrastinate. I'm precrastinating. — @goofysouthpaw
“Queso” is Spanish for cheese. “’K, so…” is Southern for “here’s the plan, and y’all probably ain’t gonna like it.” — @_KimberleyAnna
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