The Picayune Sentinel's Dad jokes poll: Which of these 10 groaners do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged) (Poll Closed) (poll 14087863)

The Picayune Sentinel's Dad jokes poll: Which of these 10 groaners do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged) (Poll Closed)

I’ve asked tons of people what LGBTQIA+ stands for and no one’s given me a straight answer. 17%
I finished last in an origami contest because I refused to fold under pressure. 17%
I'm thinking about investing in stocks. Chiefly chicken and vegetable. I'm hoping to be a bouillonaire. 14%
What are a comedian's pronouns? He/he/he. 11%
Doctor: I’m diagnosing you with onomatopoeia Me: What’s that? Doctor: Exactly what it sounds like. 10%
What do you call it when one banana eats another? Cannibananabalism. 8%
What smells better than it tastes? A nose. 8%
I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is? 7%
If you want a nice quiet lunch, try a Shhhushi Bar. 5%
Horses originated on the Gallopitgoes Islands. 4%