The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to think of reasonable sounding ways to blame other people for things I could totally change but consistently don’t. — @aliterative
Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house. — @GraniteDhuine
Stages of beard length: 1) sexy stubble 2) sea captain 3. prisoner of war 4. homeless person 5) wizard. — @flinnie
I asked my Grandma which walker she preferred to use. She said Johnnie. — @Dadsaysjokes
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blacked out, face down in the driveway. My wife is crying, begging me to come inside & sing “Happy Birthday” to my son. “Please just reverse the Rav4” I whisper into the concrete. — @atdanwhite
I hate it when people write tweets with the algorithm in mind. Everyone’s trying to Taylor their content to what’s popular. I’m Swift ly losing patience with this. —@MartinPilgrim1
Happy return of “Yes, of course it’s bedtime. See how dark it is outside?” to all parents who celebrate. @realgirl_fieri
Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year, and yet some still deny climate change. — @BobGolen
My 6-year-old has recently discovered the concept of “opposite day,” and in keeping with the theme, let me just say I love it. It's a lot of fun. -- @HenpeckedHal
Willy Wonka: I’m thinking about succession planning. I can’t run this factory forever. Lawyer: Good! What do you have in mind? Willy Wonka: A sweepstakes. We’ll bring in five random children and absolutely traumatize the unworthy. Lawyer: I have concerns — @JonBaker
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