The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
The Costco sample lady called spanikopita “spankopedia,” and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing. — @BrickMahoney
Hey, remember in first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere? — @LorazeKim
I asked the waiter how he was doing, and he told me all about his bad gas and hemorrhoids. Ugh, that's the last time I go to TMI Friday's. — @Writepop
Email translations: “I was under the impression …” Translation: “I’m furious.” “As per my email..” Translation: I’m furious. “With respect” Translation: I’m furious. “While I appreciate …” Translation: I’m furious. “As I’m sure you’re aware. ”Translation: “I’m furious.”“ As previously discussed.” Translation: I’m furious. — @SoVeryBritish
I can’t believe it’s watching Taylor Swift watch football season already. — @CooperLawrence
So disappointed. I was unable to witness the awesome spectacle of the Perseid meteor shower in the middle of the night because, unfortunately, the view in my location was totally obscured by a thick layer of bedroom. — @thewritertype
Big decision to make? You must seek The Five Dentists. — @neenertothe3
Nobody knows what a dew point is. Not even Jesus. — @BuckyIsotope
Hitchhiking used to be more popular before people got so uptight about being buried in a desert. — @jlock17
Forty-five is a weird age. Am I far too old for Velcro shoes or am I far too young for Velcro shoes? — @LoveNLunchmeat
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