The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the kids’ birthday party you thought was a drop off. — @IHideFromMyKids
“Do you have a flavor?” La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.” — @Tietje
Pro tip: Turn any sofa into a sofa bed by telling your partner to calm down. — @dexteristwisted
Just saying, if anyone wants to start disappearing the geese on my block, I won’t mind. — @arielfab
We're only a short time away from being arrested for crimes we haven't yet committed based solely on an analysis of our Google search history. Or at least I am. — @wildethingy
Acme had a pretty awesome product line, but ultimately couldn't overcome the liability issues. — @scott_towel
Friend: When did you fall in love with your husband? Me: When he called it, “Wash your sister sauce.” — @difficultpatty
Everything becomes normal eventually. Think of the most beautiful spot on Earth, the place you would give your left arm to see just once before you die. There's a tour guide who works there, and he wakes up every morning thinking, "Oh God, not this shit again." — @Writepop
Who started calling the Tesla Cybertrucks “Deploreans?” I owe you a drink. — @franklinleonard
Hey, sorry I can’t make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes — @DrakeGatsby
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