The Picayune Sentinel's Dad jokes poll: Which of these top 10 groaners do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
What do you call a woman that sets her credit card bills on fire? Bernadette.
Her: I don't even know what the cloning machine does Me: Well that makes two of us.
I think my wife might have been secretly taking goalie lessons. I certainly wouldn't put it past her. 4
“Do you have a good reason for calling your wedding off?” “I can’t say I do.”
No matter how kind your children are, German children are kinder.
What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.
What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill? A lambslide.
Me: Want to go hunting this weekend? Friend: Sure, I’m game. Me: Oh, then, you probably shouldn’t come.
I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.
I know a mortician with such a casual approach to his work he uses informaldehyde.
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