The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
When I say “I hate drama,” I mean I hate being *involved* in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan. — @chabcharu
Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn't find one. — @RodLacroix
I always respond to any news of minor inconveniences with "I feared this day would come." "We're out of paper towels." "I feared this day would come." "The litter box needs cleaning." "I feared this day would come." — @RunwayDan
I’m sorry, but you can’t *always* be experiencing a higher volume of calls than average. That’s not how averages work. — @Kit_Yates_Maths
When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes. — @ChappellTracker
Brown chicken brown cow. Brown chicken brown cow. Brown chicken brown cow. Brown chicken brown cow … ‘80’s porn music. You’re saying this out loud in your head right now, aren’t you? — @GrillinChillin9
Wait. We're now turning plants into burgers? Haven't cows been doing that, like, forever? — @UncleBob56
I've been accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine. — @BobGolen
Satan's greatest trick is convincing you he's not real, but there's a quality drop-off after that. No. 2 is pretending his thumb is your nose. — @ItsAndyRyan
Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities. — @doubtpointv2
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