The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
Dentist: How often do you floss? Me: I was raised in a working-class family… — @terrip38
Shouldn't it have been called the not-answering machine? — @_NatalieWould
Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water. — @moutheaters
My two-year olds have reached the age where they can remember when I’ve told them that we’ll do something “later,” and I don’t want to overstate it, but I’m pretty sure this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. — @aaronhoyland
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues. — @JohnLyonTweets
Diddy? My guess is yes. @Betty Bowers
The only club I’ve stepped foot in since I turned 30 is Sam’s. — @RiotGrlErin
Why do we call tiny bags “baggies” but tiny boxes aren’t called “boxies”? — @MrGeorgeWallace
My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo. — @RickAaron
Sometimes I think about the guy at my poker table in Vegas who the pit boss thought was too drunk. Security came over, and asked him to say the alphabet starting with “M.” He replied: “Malphabet.” He was escorted out of the room. — @timjhogan
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