The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top-10 Halloween-themed quips do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on. — @thedad 15%
Whether you’re a fan of Halloween or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defense against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians. — @AdamCSharp 15%
I’m going to tell people they’ve put on weight while handing them a plate of food, so I can be my mom for Halloween. — @MedusaOusa 14%
Halloween is cool because it’s the one night a year I don’t get in trouble for pretending to be a doctor. — @octopuscaveman 12%
I'm going as my doppelgänger for Halloween this year — @Kyle1092 11%
Future archaeologist uncovering a 12-foot-tall Home Depot skeleton: Another giant! We're gonna be famous, Blib!* *Blib is a common name in the future. -- @thefishpants 9%
I never ask teens “aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?” because frankly, if I thought I could get away with it, *I’d* be trick or treating. — @lloydrang 9%
Half of Halloween decorations are “What if a pumpkin could smile?” And the other half are “Would you like to see a clown stab a dog?” — @ben_rosen 6%
Instead of giving kids Halloween treats this year, tell them about how the housing market actually works. It's more useful and much scarier. — @wildethingy 5%
If I were a killer who escaped around Halloween, I would consider hiding around a haunted carnival that was largely populated by unassuming teenagers. — @hell_doe 4%

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