The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged) (Poll Closed) (poll 14636291)

The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged) (Poll Closed)

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. — @BobGolen 20%
Telling my boss I wasn't drunk at work really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked. — @wildethingy 16%
We should raise taxes on everyone richer than me, redistribute the money to poor people like me until I'm rich, then we should stop doing that. — @wildethingy 14%
If you loved "Friends,"you're going to love the new sitcom "Acquaintances." It’s about people who know each other but hide when they see one another at the store. — @Brock_Teee 9%
I'm not sure which has betrayed me more: nonstick pans or easy-peel cheese sticks — @deloisivete 8%
Why is it acceptable for someone to have a sausage sandwich for breakfast but not a hotdog? — @ TheRealFlups 8%
In our quieter moments, in the dark, at night, when we’re all alone, we can admit that “Bad Bad Leroy Brown” and “You Don’t Mess Around with Jim” are basically the same song. — @jayblackisfunny 8%
Sorry I called love “a graveyard of fools” in my wedding toast. — @defleppardfan94 6%
People always tell me “Oh, you should watch this movie” and I say, “Oh, sounds cool maybe I will.” But I won’t. I lied. I’m not even considering it. — @nick_roiger 5%
I’m now responding to any and all emails with, “Wow, OK.” — @Ann_Hedonia1 5%