The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
People always tell me “Oh, you should watch this movie” and I say, “Oh, sounds cool maybe I will.” But I won’t. I lied. I’m not even considering it. — @nick_roiger
If you loved "Friends,"you're going to love the new sitcom "Acquaintances." It’s about people who know each other but hide when they see one another at the store. — @Brock_Teee
In our quieter moments, in the dark, at night, when we’re all alone, we can admit that “Bad Bad Leroy Brown” and “You Don’t Mess Around with Jim” are basically the same song. — @jayblackisfunny
I'm not sure which has betrayed me more: nonstick pans or easy-peel cheese sticks — @deloisivete
I’m now responding to any and all emails with, “Wow, OK.” — @Ann_Hedonia1
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read. — @BobGolen
Telling my boss I wasn't drunk at work really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked. — @wildethingy
Sorry I called love “a graveyard of fools” in my wedding toast. — @defleppardfan94
We should raise taxes on everyone richer than me, redistribute the money to poor people like me until I'm rich, then we should stop doing that. — @wildethingy
Why is it acceptable for someone to have a sausage sandwich for breakfast but not a hotdog? — @ TheRealFlups
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