The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged) (Poll Closed) (poll 14670900)

The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged) (Poll Closed)

Prank idea: Give every person access to all the information in the world without teaching them to discern what's true. — @InternetHippo 16%
Doctor: You have a disease Me: Oh no! Doctor: You can cure it with diet and exercise Me: Oh no! — @Kica333 15%
The trick is to be incompetent enough that they never ask you to do anything but just competent enough so it's too much trouble to get rid of you. — @wildethingy 13%
Don't worry if your parachute doesn't deploy. You have the rest of your life to try to fix it. — @weekdayjokes 13%
Interviewer: Why did you bring a lawyer to a job interview? My lawyer: You don't have to answer that. — @Swan_Corleone2 10%
I kind of feel guilty telling my 4-year-old daughter that cupcakes are made from horses. I should’ve just given her a bite. — @JimGaffigan 9%
When I say "I'll take it under advisement," understand that I have no intention of taking anything under advisement. — @Heff_Ra 9%
Work is just a series of conversations reminding people of when you tried to talk to them about what they’re now surprised about. — @EdgarPoop1 8%
“Hey dud!” “You mean dude?” “I said what I said.” — @JMoneySlimer 4%
It’s crazy that we get one toothbrush as a kid and we have to use it once a week for the rest of our lives. — @MoMohler 4%