A Thanksgiving themed Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
Before Thanksgiving guests arrive, wedge a chair under the hall closet door knob and, when they ask about it, nervously change the subject. —@WilliamAder
Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner. It’s going to save you money on Christmas gifts. — Unknown
This Thanksgiving, let’s go around the table and all say where we’d rather be. — @bazecraze
Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it. — @mcdadstuff
School said we should teach kids the history behind holidays, so for Thanksgiving I’m making piggies in a smallpox blanket. — @nikalamity
Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25-pound frozen turkey?"— @Marlebean
Gonna establish dominance by making sure I’m the one who ruins thanksgiving this year. — @nikalamity
Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. It’s absurd to see those people again so soon. — @ChaseMit
In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent. — @wildethingy
Once again, I’ve been asked to bring the bag of ice to the family Thanksgiving dinner. — @Dani_elephant1
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