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Assuming we can get people to let go of the magic of "raping my childhood," what phrase should we replace it with?
Inviting Golden Showerz The Clown to perform at my childhood's fifth birthday party
Turning my entire childhood into an Andrew Lloyd-Webber marathon
Erasing all my childhood memories and sending me to The Attic
Sending Sayid back in time to shoot my childhood in the chest, and then having my childhood carried off by creepy Richard Alpert
Sending my childhood into space, Laika-the-dog style, to die a slow, horrible death in orbit .
Making me realize that all the things I loved in my childhood were actually just rip-offs of things that were cool in my parents' childhoods, which in turn ripped off my grandparents' childhoods.
Posted 10 years.
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- 9 years ago
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