What 2009-ish touches could we add to remakes of classic movies to make them worth watching?

If there was a cool character in the original, use the Lord Of The Rings "crowd" software to turn it into 10,000 cool characters. 12% (241 votes)
Make every CG character have Dr. Manhattan's digital blue penis. 25% (485 votes)
Miley Cyrus. They didn't have her back in the 1960s or whenever. 10% (202 votes)
Bullet time. Nobody's sick of that yet. 17% (339 votes)
Real 3-D, with the shaking seats, and the smell nozzles. Just imagine how cool E.T. would be in 3-D with smells! 11% (224 votes)
Fast zombies. And shaky demon faces. 24% (478 votes)

Total Votes: 1,969

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ryan - 15 years ago

I believe dong is the correct word. Penis just doesn't do it justice.

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