The Picayune Sentinel's Quip of the Week poll: Which of these top 10 quips from social media do you find amusing? (Multiple selections encouraged)
Cars these days have too many gadgets. I tried to put my car into reverse and it played a video of someone being run over. — unknown
It's so perplexing that others are following their silly, made up God when my completely real God is available to be followed. — @wildethingy
Today's assignment: If anyone asks you to do something, say "That's not even a real thing." — @jakevig.bsky.social
There were a few songs that asked, "Y’all ready for this?" I always said I was ready for this. But deep down, I knew I wasn't. — @jakevig.bsky.social
I wish people were more accepting of my lifestyle choice as an escaped convict on the run, stealing food and cars, breaking into summer houses, abducting folks and telling them if they do as I say no one’s going to get hurt and eventually being gunned down by a rookie cop on his first day on the job. — @wheeltod.bsky.social
You know who else was ready for some football? *flips chair around and sits down* — @buckyisotope.bsky.social
Whoever named them Red Delicious apples has never actually eaten a delicious apple — @AbbyHasIssues
The moment someone starts talking to me, I start the "wrap it up"/"move it along"/"faster" finger spin. — @jakevig.bsky.social
The first wheel was invented in 3500 B.C., and somehow they put that wheel on my shopping cart. — @UncleBob56
Just tell people you have a podcast, nobody’s going to check. — @PonchoRebound
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