This guy. This.. dude. Where do I even begin with him… He’s funny, awkward, charming (depends on the context), … Everything about him is so warm and wonderful and uncomfortable. He’s like the sun, and I’m a blooming flower in a virgin frosty meadow. I feel more alive whenever I see him and his interesting face and adequate body, I can’t help but imagine a life with him. But alas, our fates were not destined to intertwine.. perhaps in the next life… (btw: my fav michael cera movie is superbad)
the temptation is too strong. i need to get him pregnant.
Vivziepoop - 2 months ago
Michael Cera is the hottest man alive. I have a boyfriend but he will never compare to Michael Cera's abundant beauty. When Elliot Page and Michael Cera were doing the nasty in Juno I was jealousof Elliot. I want him so badly in my life and I want to go to costco with him and make 5 kids with him every single night. I cream at the thought of his skin. If you are my boyfriend and you are reading this, i am not sorry, i feel no attraction to you and it is not your fault. Michael Cera is simply the most attractive and perfect man alive.
vanessa - 5 months ago
Hey my fellow micheal cerians, Iv'e come back after two weeks cause I have bad news, My husband found my stash of michael cera fanfiction and he left me and took our kid (our kids name is michael for obvious reasons) i hope michael cera comes through in my dreams and takes me away from the horrifying thing i call my husband. WHY CANT HE ACCEPT MY LOVE FOR MICHAEL!!!! anyayws ill be back probanbky for more updates, love you michal.
porn addict - 5 months ago
i beat my meat to the thought of his sweaty little geek fingers. hes a twink.
Eren Yaeger - 5 months ago
BAKAS!!! Watashi wa totemo kantan ni anata o korosu koto ga dekimas!!! ???????? FUCK YOU!!!
nadine cera - 5 months ago
i honestly do NOT appreciate the comments DISRESPECTING my beautiful jewish husband and OUR LIFE! absolutely DISGUSTING behavior,,, and to all of you guys saying no.. KILL YOURSELVES, he has a bigger cock than youll even see in PORN.!!!
michakl cera h8ter - 5 months ago
i fucking hate this asshole, he looks like a weasel. stay dead.
elly - 5 months ago
I want micheal cera so bad.
vanessa - 5 months ago
i have the larghest crush on hi m if i could i would mary and i would kids him a dn majje out and kiss him ALL over, if soembody i the hottest man its him, ehen i saw him in the barbie movie i creamed instanlty i can recount every time ive slept the pictures of him on my wall. not to mention the body pillow i have of him, one time i saw him in person while in la and i almost pounced, sadly i could only take a picture from afar. My favoirtie movie from him is superbad but he looks the best in scott pilgrim , I hope that nadine cera (NOT HIS WIFE) becomes homeless and starves, i deserve to be with michael cwera im the only one for him and hes the only one for me, sadly my husband doesnt agree, he wants to take down my cera shrine but I put my foot down and told him if he even touches it im leavign him with our kid. Why cant I be with him I cant live knowing that ill prbably never see him again, I kiss the picture of him that i took in la and i sometimes even touch my areas to him, One time i called my husband michael in bed (his name is jonathan) and he didnt talk to me for three months, he was definitly overreacting, I dream of him and cr3am to him. michael cera if youre reading this just know i love you
michael cera's girlfriend - 7 months ago
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aiden - 7 months ago
Im not gay but lets just say im it was just me and Michael cera in a motel for 2 hours, we would be leaving the motel after like 10 mins.
He is so hot i wish to feed him cake until he explodes from the sweet cream i give to his mouth cavities. I hope that he reads this and see that me, Mikhael, is his love of life. Please visit my website Wikifeet.com for the hottest michael cera action, see his beautiful calloused feet rubbing a clay pidgeon live on Wikifeet.com. PLease do forgive me for bad english we
I want to be in his life. I want to wake up to his face every morning and see his silly little smile. I want to have a couple kids with him (lizards but we would say kids because we will be reptile parents:) I want toeat one long piece of sphagetto with him every night. I simply want him...He is the hottest man on Earth. I will not provide evidence nor facts as to why he is because if you dont understand then you simply never will. I wont waste my time on people who just dontget it. #loveforall #worldpeace #rhereshouldbenodebateonMichaelCerabeighotornot
Cichael Mera - 1 year ago
Hey guys I personally think that Michael Cera is very hot, Michael Cera (who is not me) could win any beauty contest or hot guy contest cause he is so sexy and beautiful, and i say that as a neutral source and as a man who is not Michael cera.
Lily - 1 year ago
Micheal is the sexiest man alive
Gone - 2 years ago
Jsjensne
Jenna Lowenberg - 2 years ago
Michael Cera is certifiably the most unconventionally attractive man on earth. If you don't agree, it is probably because you're simply not educated enough.
Michael - 3 years ago
He's got asd how can you say that face not hot come on he's fucking gorgeous any woman or man would say so if you think not fuck off you bitch
raspberryghoulaid - 3 years ago
i mean just take a look at this picture https://external-preview.redd.it/JW2QuJTwakP8aBqER6cKQRZR4BYGwOdUHCMAvIscLH0.jpg?auto=webp&s=7af11354d73111c60ee5b0c063b88c28096a7e95
Gy - 3 years ago
Eeeee
Cece - 4 years ago
depends on the light.he can be charming????
big boy barry - 5 years ago
was cute in his younger years for an awkward teen, and as a teen then i thought he was cute. but now he looks 14 and 40 at the same time and it makes me cringe.
michealCeraLover - 5 years ago
I LOVE MICHEAL CERA!!! hottest man alive tbh. Love him with glasses to. follow my twitter @fangirlmichealcera201
This guy. This.. dude. Where do I even begin with him… He’s funny, awkward, charming (depends on the context), … Everything about him is so warm and wonderful and uncomfortable. He’s like the sun, and I’m a blooming flower in a virgin frosty meadow. I feel more alive whenever I see him and his interesting face and adequate body, I can’t help but imagine a life with him. But alas, our fates were not destined to intertwine.. perhaps in the next life… (btw: my fav michael cera movie is superbad)
the temptation is too strong. i need to get him pregnant.
Michael Cera is the hottest man alive. I have a boyfriend but he will never compare to Michael Cera's abundant beauty. When Elliot Page and Michael Cera were doing the nasty in Juno I was jealousof Elliot. I want him so badly in my life and I want to go to costco with him and make 5 kids with him every single night. I cream at the thought of his skin. If you are my boyfriend and you are reading this, i am not sorry, i feel no attraction to you and it is not your fault. Michael Cera is simply the most attractive and perfect man alive.
Hey my fellow micheal cerians, Iv'e come back after two weeks cause I have bad news, My husband found my stash of michael cera fanfiction and he left me and took our kid (our kids name is michael for obvious reasons) i hope michael cera comes through in my dreams and takes me away from the horrifying thing i call my husband. WHY CANT HE ACCEPT MY LOVE FOR MICHAEL!!!! anyayws ill be back probanbky for more updates, love you michal.
i beat my meat to the thought of his sweaty little geek fingers. hes a twink.
BAKAS!!! Watashi wa totemo kantan ni anata o korosu koto ga dekimas!!! ???????? FUCK YOU!!!
i honestly do NOT appreciate the comments DISRESPECTING my beautiful jewish husband and OUR LIFE! absolutely DISGUSTING behavior,,, and to all of you guys saying no.. KILL YOURSELVES, he has a bigger cock than youll even see in PORN.!!!
i fucking hate this asshole, he looks like a weasel. stay dead.
I want micheal cera so bad.
i have the larghest crush on hi m if i could i would mary and i would kids him a dn majje out and kiss him ALL over, if soembody i the hottest man its him, ehen i saw him in the barbie movie i creamed instanlty i can recount every time ive slept the pictures of him on my wall. not to mention the body pillow i have of him, one time i saw him in person while in la and i almost pounced, sadly i could only take a picture from afar. My favoirtie movie from him is superbad but he looks the best in scott pilgrim , I hope that nadine cera (NOT HIS WIFE) becomes homeless and starves, i deserve to be with michael cwera im the only one for him and hes the only one for me, sadly my husband doesnt agree, he wants to take down my cera shrine but I put my foot down and told him if he even touches it im leavign him with our kid. Why cant I be with him I cant live knowing that ill prbably never see him again, I kiss the picture of him that i took in la and i sometimes even touch my areas to him, One time i called my husband michael in bed (his name is jonathan) and he didnt talk to me for three months, he was definitly overreacting, I dream of him and cr3am to him. michael cera if youre reading this just know i love you
i
Im not gay but lets just say im it was just me and Michael cera in a motel for 2 hours, we would be leaving the motel after like 10 mins.
He is so hot i wish to feed him cake until he explodes from the sweet cream i give to his mouth cavities. I hope that he reads this and see that me, Mikhael, is his love of life. Please visit my website Wikifeet.com for the hottest michael cera action, see his beautiful calloused feet rubbing a clay pidgeon live on Wikifeet.com. PLease do forgive me for bad english we
I want to be in his life. I want to wake up to his face every morning and see his silly little smile. I want to have a couple kids with him (lizards but we would say kids because we will be reptile parents:) I want toeat one long piece of sphagetto with him every night. I simply want him...He is the hottest man on Earth. I will not provide evidence nor facts as to why he is because if you dont understand then you simply never will. I wont waste my time on people who just dontget it. #loveforall #worldpeace #rhereshouldbenodebateonMichaelCerabeighotornot
Hey guys I personally think that Michael Cera is very hot, Michael Cera (who is not me) could win any beauty contest or hot guy contest cause he is so sexy and beautiful, and i say that as a neutral source and as a man who is not Michael cera.
Micheal is the sexiest man alive
Jsjensne
Michael Cera is certifiably the most unconventionally attractive man on earth. If you don't agree, it is probably because you're simply not educated enough.
He's got asd how can you say that face not hot come on he's fucking gorgeous any woman or man would say so if you think not fuck off you bitch
i mean just take a look at this picture https://external-preview.redd.it/JW2QuJTwakP8aBqER6cKQRZR4BYGwOdUHCMAvIscLH0.jpg?auto=webp&s=7af11354d73111c60ee5b0c063b88c28096a7e95
Eeeee
depends on the light.he can be charming????
was cute in his younger years for an awkward teen, and as a teen then i thought he was cute. but now he looks 14 and 40 at the same time and it makes me cringe.
I LOVE MICHEAL CERA!!! hottest man alive tbh. Love him with glasses to. follow my twitter @fangirlmichealcera201
Michael is a godsend
Micheal cera makes me beat my meat
Not. He is a pile of crap.